Jake Woj

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls from all over this graceful planet we call Earth, and thank you for joining my into today's blog session.  We are going to talk about a lot of things today.  Some of which may have no relevance to my life or anything we talk about, because quite frankly no one will ever join my blog session according to the graces of Jake Woj.  You know, he is really hating on me today.  He must have been drinking too much haterade in lunch today.  Guess what I did in lunch today, I played hide and seek and flow with my friends in the courtyard.  It was awesome.  But anyways Jake Woj.  Hmmmmm....what to write about him.  I'm sorry folks but this may just be the topic for a little bit, because 9-hundo words is a lot when you don't feel like talking about the same thing every two weeks.  You know, I heard a rumor today that he is that guy from the State Farm commercial.  You know, that commercial where the guy goes on the phone and is secretly talking to this guy from State Farm really late at night and his wife comes home and thinks he's talking to another girl but he's really talking to Jake from State Farm and they guy is wearing khakis, it quite a comical commercial not gonna lie.  You should look it up.  And I keep tapping Jake's shoulder to see if he'll fall for that trick but he doesn't and he thinks it is stupid.  But whatever Jake Woj.  Me and him used to have some good times, walking home from school every day together.  We'd always stop in Henry's and look around most times, but sometimes we'd buy chocolate.  Or mainly Swedish fish because they were really cheap.  But then one day we were there and we didn't buy anything this day and the lady working there yelled at us and was like don't come in here if you aren't going to buy anything!  And so we were basically banned from there and it wasn't cool because we loved it there.  SO uh yeah that's basically all I have about Jake Woj.  He's a cool kid when he’s not mean but now he’s mean so whatever.  Oooo I got something.  Let's talk about baseball! And how the high school baseball season has begun.  We have played 5 games and we are 4-1, winning the last 4.  This season is just so exciting and so fun to be in.  I’ve never had so much fun playing a school sport in my life and it is awesome.  And we are so good too.  We have three stud pitchers.  Myself, Corey Barczykowski, and Jake McNamara.  That is basically our starting rotation.  We have Allen Darrow, Aaron Glaser, Mitchell Lezynski, and Tom Widman as our relievers.  I've done pretty well so far.  I have started two games, and in those games I am 2-0, in 11IP, a 0.00 ERA, 2 hits allowed, 19 K's, 2 runs given up, and just pitched a complete game yesterday against JFK in a 9-2 win.  And JFK is supposed to be one of the best teams in our league.  I don't think they are that good but maybe we are just that good.  Corey's pitching today against Lackawanna.  They are awful.  I'll either play Right Field or I'll get the day off as this is out third game of the week.  Here is a good story for you, one time when I was in seventh grade we played Lackawanna at home, and we beat them 45 to 1.  That is insane.  It was like batting practice.  I will never forget that game.  I mean how do you score 45 runs in only 6 innings of batting?!?!?  It looks like though, that we have a team that could possibly make a run  to the State Title.  How cool would that be?  But anyways new topic.  How about we finish the day with talk of the NCAA Tournament and review the Championship game.  First here is what happened to my boys Syracuse.  Syracuse made it all the way to the Final Four!  It was the first time since 2003 since they made it there, unfortunately, their road ended in a loss to the Michigan Wolverines in the late stages of the game.  Their sophomore stand out point guard Michael Carter-Williams, as well as their senior leader Brandon Triche, fouled out in the late stages of the game and lacked a ball handler on the court in crunch time.  And they ended up losing by 5 in what had the making to be a historic comeback in the National Semifinal.  So the last two standing left were Michigan and Louisville.  Two high powered offenses who loved to run.  Michigan came out firing, and it was all on the shoulders of a kid who doesn’t even ever play.  Spike Albrecht, a small kid who is a freshman, lit it up.  17 points, 6-6 from the field in the first half!  This guy was on fire, but eventually the size and experience of Louisville took over, and they just went on a huge run to end the game and ended up winning by 6.  It was a great game and thank you all for tuning in today.  I hope to see all of you next time, good night and good luck.